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Monday, November 29, 2010

Tissue, Tea and Sympathy

Well well well...How do I write this without coming off as a mean person? I don't think there is a way to go about this!

Disclaimer: Read with Discretion. Bold Language ahead. You eat cabai you feel hot lah!

Dear little crybaby,

So Boo hoo! You made a terrible mistake in your life and now you regretted what you've done and you wish you can turn back time and redo it ALL over again.

Pardon me but I've got news for you honey: the milk is spilled and it has already turned sour: planet's rule of irreversibility.

You developed a Victim Complex and wallow in deep self-pity and vulnerability. You get your ways through manipulative tears and guilt-trips. Congratulations to the best Drama Queen in town! *applause* Your waterworks are impeccable and the timing is right on the dot! I admire you for that because I have to work my way to squeeze out my tears (usually as a last resort :P) and it is hard work I tell you, making myself cry when I am remotely sad. Haha.

I am far from perfect but I do believe in having self-respect. I want to earn my respect through charm and intelligence, not through eyeball juice. Why don't you try some of that?

Now c an you please get yourself some tissue, tea and sympathy... elsewhere....


ShazreeyanaShukri said...

i like this post! HAHAHAHA!if i were u,tak dak nya aku nak cakap lembut2 lagi..menyampah btol org cmni..

ferrarossa said...

Hai sis!

Well with kelembutan itulah dapat menawannye... and it allows me to see her deepest layers that aren't as pure as her outlook....huhu. God bless her and the facade